Khamenei Not Dead Yet ?

Okay, so it doesn't look like "Supreme Jurisprudent" Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead yet. My bad, but it's the thought that counts, eh ?

Not to worry, Saddam's prospective new roommates in Old Nick's Dictator Dorm, Ali Shah and Fidel -- will be along soon enough. Come to think of it, throw Mad Jad into that mix and you'd have a whole suite of crazy, swinging dictator guys, all ready to Paint the Town Red, as if Hell needed that color.

I bet they'll get on famously Down There. Fidel can get Mad Jad to trade in those cheap suits on some proper dictator garb; Saddam can teach them all the proper way to glower; and Ali Shah can impart some needed stogy-old-man dignity to the whole tyrant business.