Saturday, January 6, 2007

Khamenei Not Dead Yet ?

Okay, so it doesn't look like "Supreme Jurisprudent" Ayatollah Ali Khamenei is dead yet. My bad, but it's the thought that counts, eh ?
Not to worry, Saddam's prospective new roommates in Old Nick's Dictator Dorm, Ali Shah and Fidel -- will be along soon enough. Come to think of it, throw Mad Jad into that mix and you'd have a whole suite of crazy, swinging dictator guys, all ready to Paint the Town Red, as if Hell needed that color.
I bet they'll get on famously Down There. Fidel can get Mad Jad to trade in those cheap suits on some proper dictator garb; Saddam can teach them all the proper way to glower; and Ali Shah can impart some needed stogy-old-man dignity to the whole tyrant business.

1 comment:

The Kitchen said...

How disappointing you chose to go home and blog instead of whining and enjoying wine with Moi! Yes, your writings are always wonderful, but so is your company!