Sounds like a movie doesn't it ? Do her lawyers have godlike powers or what ?
No doubt this is really a Schlock Films production (rated R) soon coming to a multiplex near you. Britney Spears as Lohan; Fed Ex as Lohan Boy-Toy hanger on No. 1; Paris Hilton as herself; Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as the Stop and Go clerk. Cameo appearances by Judge Ito, Lisa Nowak and Michael Vick. Daniellynn Smith as baby Lindsay. Plenty of Bikinis, tattoos, silicone, game-show hosts. The Home DVD uncut version includes beach buff shot of Vladimir Putin and special Britney at fast food joint trailer.
Flying Saucers sold separately. Not available where prohibited by sanity.
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