A Royal Birth...

And unto Britney ! in the city of El Lay, and to K-Fed, there was born a Boy. (Hat tip, T). And the Agents; the Gossip Columnists; the Cable Networks; the Tattoo artists; the has-been politico and actor commentators; the Bloggers and the Tabloids all said in chorus that it was Good. And there was rejoicing throughout the Land…particularly among the stockholders of Britney’s ! record labels.