The New England Patriots have lost a first-round draft choice, and their coach Bill Belichick has been fined for (gasp) spying. Yes, naughty Coach Belichick has been using a video camera to spy on other teams. Simply shocking.
Maybe it's the cynic in me, but I thought this kind of spying was normal ? Maybe President Bush needs to offer Coach Belichick a new job . . .say, Director of Central Intelligence ? The CIA could use somebody who actually knows how to spy, as opposed to playing leak games with the politicians.