Wow, Dick Cheney is Luke's father ? Or is he the President's ? Cool !
I'm having visions of Darth Dick, heavy-breathing during his next conference call with the White House, Secretary Gates and the generals, saying "Use the Force, W."
So, when do they take off to wax Mad Jad and the Iranian Death Star ? They may need the help of Obama-wan Kenobi.
Who gets to be Princess Leia ? It sure isn't Hillary. Maybe we'd better ask Bill who he's got on his casting couch for that role.