Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Not Real Bright

Reuters tells us that California wants to ban lightbulbs. Now why do I believe this ?
The "How Many Legislators Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb Act" -- no, I'm not making this up, that's the bill's name -- is to be introduced in the California legislature this week, and it would ban ordinary incandescent lightbulbs by 2012. Californians desiring light would have to purchase fluorscent lightbulbs.
The Lightbulb Bill's author and chief proponent, Assemblyman Lloyd Levine (D-Van Nuys), says that incandescent lightbulbs are inefficient and use too much energy.
Maybe.
I wonder if Assemblyman Levine has ever heard of the US Constitution and the commerce clause ? Might mean lights-out for this idea.

A New Windbag

Joe Biden enters the presidential race, eh ? Clearly we are to be spared nothing! Two-plus years of listening to Biden drone his way down the campaign trail. . .then the possibility of four years of listening to President Biden, who can never shut up ? Mein Lieber Gott!
Senator Biden demonstrated his patented tin ear and flapping gums just today, when he spoketh stupideth of Saint Barak of Obama. In case you've been in outer Mongolia these past six months, Saint Barak is the "moderate" and "centerist" that the journos have tapped as the new Messiah. You know, the "moderate" with the 95 percent ADA (Americans for Democratic Action) rating ?
Anyway, Biden sorta messed up. A gaffe first day on the trail ? Pretty stupid, Senator. As Former Spook points out at In from the Cold, lucky for him he's not Trent Lott and has a friendly press corps flying top cover.
If we must have a Demowimp President, (and it seems we must), a third term for Slick Willie looks better all the time. Slick's relatively entertaining for a Socialist, as well as more or less incompetent at anything other than self-promotion so I don't suppose he could do too much damage. Besides, it would drive Gore bonkers.
On another subject this week: still somewhat inactive in the blogging department. Other stuff going on, but El Jefe will no doubt quit brooding in the palace and issue some decrees presently.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Impeachment Watch

Zombietime has an interesting collection of impeach-fest pictures from some beach in California. Wacko bumper-stickers, helicopter worship, tinfoil loons -- Zombietime has it all. Hopefully he also has plenty of soap.

Anemic Posting

I'm sure that it's somewhat noticeable that my posting has been down since Christmas. Just not into 07 yet; too much goofing around at the country place on weekends; a couple of family issues; getting the Heir going in Boy Scouts; kiddo sporting events; and, a bunch of other good and not-so-good excuses. Yeah, they expect me to work too.
Seriously, I have a couple of half-baked projects I promise to finish. Lots interesting going on in the world, so I will certainly be back up to speed soon.

Friday, January 26, 2007

SWMBO, Don't Read This !

No reason for this post, except that I really just wanted to link to this Sharon Stone picture.

Our Lunatic Congress

Lieutenant-Colonel Oliver North's indictment of our new rulers cannot be improved on by me, and I hope you'll take the time to read it. Further comment by me is simply superfluous.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Khameini Dead, Chapter XLI

El Jefe secret police headquarters (a/k/a tracking software) is noting visits from all over the world from people wondering if the Iranian Valî-ye Faqîh, (“Guardian Jurisprudent”), Grand Ayatollah Ali Khameini -- is dead.
As I noted earlier, Pajamas Media and Michael Ledeen reported his demise back on the 4th -- and it appears that the man is at the least -- very sick.
Since the weekend, though, I have had a lot of visits from people interested in this subject -- apparently people trollling around looking for information. Sorry folks, I have no information whatever on Ali Shah's condition. But the interest is damned interesting. If you know something, or think you do, drop a comment.

Well, Duh

Rolling Stone agrees with me that Al Gore-- America's own block of wood/Robot-Mars Lander -- pick your metaphor, is the Democrats' ideal candidate. As if you didn't know, "Run Al Run" by Tim Dickinson, pretty much clues you in as to where Rolling Stone stands on a Gore candidacy.
James Carville, who qualifies as an expert, says he'd be "shocked" if Gore didn't run. So would I. A Republican consultant, Frank Luntz, positively gushes that ALGORE is: ". . . an icon. Imagine that: Al Gore, Mr. Straight and Narrow, Mr. Dull on Wheels -- no he's culturally cool." (emphasis in original).
Cool ? Gore's more boring than the Internal Revenue Code and ten times more dangerous.
The fact that so many millions would crawl on glass for this man and really do believe ALGORE's "cool" tells you all you need to know right there about what's wrong with the Demowackos.
Ever since Katrina, I have been convinced that this man was our collective fate. God help us.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

No Kerry Next Time

John Kerry has finally learned what the rest of us have known for months: that he will not be running for President in 2008.
There is still an opening on Hillary's left. Saint Barak of Obama would like to fill it, but I don't think he has the horses. Watch Edwards, and watch for the reappearance of Al Gore.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Hey Khamenei, You There ?

Without going into details, it appears there is somewhat of a spike, in the last 48 or so hours --in interest, from multiple sources, in the Iranian "Supreme Jurisiprudent" Ayatollah Ali, "Shah Ali" Khamenei. Does the Great Internet know something we don't ?

Louis XVI and the French Revolution


In looking over my post on the creation of the German Empire a few days back, (18 January), I realized that today was the anniversary, in 1793, of the execution of King Louis XVI by the revolutionary mob in Paris. Louis XVI was a terrible king, but he did nothing meriting execution. Americans in particular have reason to remember him fondly, as he saw to it that France aided the American rebels in the War of Independence. (1775-1783).
Being interested in history, and having opinions on it, I confess to serious ambivalence about the French Revolution. Although I am a great admirer of Napoléon I, one of the Revolution's primary beneficiaries, in general; and think the Old Regime made poor use of a whole nation of talented people, I do not sympathize with the Révolution Française, much, especially after it turned radical. Too bad it couldn't have been stopped cold in about 1791 (after the Bastille had fallen, and the king made to accept a constitution, but before the end of the monarchy and the reign of terror). After that, the best thing about the French Revolution was Napoléon's ending it.

FLINKY and Blogging

It is somewhat hard to work with one's blog, when FLINKY (one of the Feline High Patronesses of El Jefe's kingdom), insists on napping on the mouse pad.
The present is definitely one of those times. I think that FLINKY is hiding out in the sanctum sanctorium of the vast and nefarious El Jefe empire with the Great One because the Heir is presently holding a sleepover, and matters elsewhere in the Palace are somewhat noisy. . .
FLINKY, by the way, usually insists on her name appearing in all capital letters. No doubt she wishes me to remember who the real Jefe is.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Cuba Libre is Coming. . .Venezuela is Going

Hugo Chavez says that Castro is dying, or more accurately, "battling for his life." Not before time. Still not time to pop the champagne corks, but it's still not too early, as Belmont Club points out, to begin thinking about the post-tyrant era.
Unfortunately, as Belmont Club points out, Moonbat Chavez is down in Caracas just itching to fill Fidel's smelly old fatigue uniform. Moonbat is young, and his country much richer. Chavez is in the process of getting himself full dictatorial powers -- there is a bill working through the puppet Venezuelan parliament giving Chavez the power to rule by decree for 18 months. What do you bet it passes ? The legislation bears the same name as the bill that gave Hitler similar powers in Germany, the "Enabling Act."
Soon he will have the power to proceed against subversives, purge his military and bureaucracy, bring the bar, the media and the judiciary into, oh, call it "coordination" with the government, and get rid of problem children in the National Assembly. He's already moving to form a single leftist party, which before long is going to be the only party. The next Enabling Act will be permanent.
Might want to think on buying Miami real estate. Cubans thinking about better times may be getting liquid and selling, but lots of new folks will probably be coming from further south. I bet property values there are headed straight up.

Iran's Powerful Allies

Mahmoud "Mad Jad" Ahmadinejad and the Islamic Republic now, in addition to Russia and China, have yet another ally to deploy against the United States, its armed forces, and any attempt to forcibly interfere with Iran's nuclear program.
Yesterday, Democratic leaders, who claim to be members of the US Congress, and not some foreign legislative body, warned President Bush not to launch an attack against Iran without first seeking approval from Congress, reports the AP. "The President does not have the authority to launch military action in Iran without first seeking congressional authorization" said Senate Ayatollah Harry Reid.
Not to be outdone, the AP says that last week Senate Foreign Relations Committee "Imam Joe" Biden asked President Bush to explain whether the adminstration thinks it can attack Iran or Syria "without the authorization of Congress, which does not now exist."
Meanwhile, the International Herald Tribune reports that the Iranians are ready to start large-scale uranium enrichment -- a necessary step in the fuel cycle on the road to producing a nuclear weapon.
That's really good of Harry and Joe to tell the Iranians they don't have to worry about the American military showing up to spoil the enrichment party. No matter what the Iranians might do, our own Ayatollahs are in effect saying: cooler heads are now in charge in Congress, to enforce the common interest of the whole world in controlling the rampaging US military and the imperialist Bush administration.
Why don't the Demos just ask the UN or the EU to send a High Commissioner or an occupation administrator to rule us till Bush leaves office ?

Friday, January 19, 2007

Mondull on Cheney

At a three-day conference on Jimmy Carter's presidency at the University of Georgia, former US Vice-President Walter Mondale criticised Vice-President Cheney, saying that his old boss, the aforementioned peanut-farmer President, would never have stood for Cheney's actions.
Boy, where to begin ? Mondale holding Carter up as a leadership example ? Isn't that like getting management secrets from Enron, or tactical pointers from General Custer ?
Damn, a three-day conference on the Carter presidency ? Sounds like an absolute snooze-a-rama of a good time. All due respect, but Vice-President Mondull should fit right in. Maybe, say, five minutes on the first day for all the accomplishments, then a very loooooong lunch break before starting the 2.99 days to be spent on boredom, disaster and malaise. Wake me for the Peanut Farmer's speech on "nuwk-a-yr powifforation."
Maybe they imported Ted Koppel to play the old ABC Nightline Iran hostage crisis theme song every hour. You know: "Da da DA da. . .Hour 4,005 in the Carter Conference" -- because the attendees probably thought the thing dragged on longer than the Iran hostage crisis. NoDoz sales in the U-Ga area were no doubt up, up, up. . .

Some Diplomatic Whining

The US criticized China yesterday over its anti-satellite missile test last 11 January; in which the Chinese used (possibly) a KT-2 missile (a modified Dong Feng 31 ICBM) to destroy an old Chinese weather satellite. (Thanks for the Telegraph link, T).

The AP and the Daily Telegraph both quote National Security Council spokesman Gordon Johndroe as saying that China’s “development and testing of such weapons is inconsistent with the spirit of cooperation that both countries aspire to in the civil space area” and that the US and other countries have expressed “concern” to the Chinese.

You bet the US is concerned: the US military depends on satellites for communications and reconnaissance. Development of reliable anti-satellite weapons means that the US will have to expend resources to protect or replace its space assets if needed. Anti-satellite weapons are cheap compared to the required countermeasures. No surprise that China is building them.

The unbelievable part is the nature of the US rhetorical response. “[I]nconsistent with the spirit of cooperation…in the civil space area.” Humph. I guess the NSC could have said something to look stupider, if their eggheads had really worked on it. I bet the Chinese military had some spirits and a few laughs over the “spirit of cooperation.”

Is Mr. Johndroe serious ? No, I’m not saying we should be going to war with them, or doing anything whatever rash – testing things that go boom is what great powers do from time to time. But why say anything at all, beyond simple acknowledgement that the test took place ? The most appropriate response would be naval maneuvers in the Taiwan straits, or a few tests of various gadgets of our own (such as the missile defense systems we are working on), not some stupid statement gassing about “cooperation in the civil space area.” Mr. Johndroe’s comments sound like something a child says when he’s whining about the schoolyard bully.

Confederate Heroes Day

(an annual post)
. . . I feel no hostility to you, Senators from the North. I am sure there is not one of you, whatever sharp discussion there may have been between us, to whom I cannot now say, in the presence of my God, I wish you well: and such, I am sure, is the feeling of the people whom I represent towards those whom you represent. I therefore feel that I but express their desire when I say I hope, and they hope, for peaceful relations with you, though we must part. . .The reverse may bring disaster on every portion of the country; and if you will have it thus, we will invoke the God of our fathers, who delivered them from the power of the lion, to protect us from the ravages of the bear; and thus, putting our trust in God and in our own firm hearts and strong arms, we will vindicate the right as best we may.

Jefferson Davis, Farewell Address to the U.S. Senate, 21 January 1861. (From The Papers of Jefferson Davis, Vol. 7: 1861, LSU Press, 1992).
With all my devotion to the Union, and the feeling of loyalty and duty of an American citizen, I have not been able to make up my mind to raise my hand against my relatives, my children, my home. I have, therefore, resigned my commission in the Army, and save in defense of my native State. . .I hope I may never be called upon to draw my sword.
I know you will blame me, but you must think as kindly as you can, and believe that I have endeavored to do what I thought right. . .May God guard and protect your and yours and shower upon you everlasting blessings. . .
Robert E. Lee, to his sister, Anne Marshall, 20 April 1861. (From The Wartime Papers of Robert E. Lee, Clifford Dowdey, Ed., Da Capo, 1987).
Today is the 200th anniversary of the birth of Robert E. Lee, General-in-Chief of the Armies of the Confederate States, and the 19th day of January is still recognized here in Texas as “Confederate Heroes Day,” a State holiday. Things being what they are, it is unlikely that the Texas statute book will honor Confederate heroes for very much longer, and like “un-persons” whom the Soviet Communist Party wished to banish from public view, Lee, Jefferson Davis and everything else to do with the Confederate States of America will soon vanish down the memory-hole. Our children, if they are wise, will learn to in public at least, mouth the proper politically correct platitudes and to recite on command the carefully packaged, all-inclusive happy pabulum that passes now for history in our schools.
We are told this is all for the best, but it doesn’t mean some of us have to like it. The names of Lee, Davis and legions of others who gave all they had for Southern independence, whose names would be household words, the Washingtons and Decaturs of a new country -- had they but won -- are becoming obscure to non-historians, except inasmuch as they serve the purposes of modern politicians and shills for various causes who promote their agendas by damning the memory of the dead.
Yes, the war was partly about slavery, and the end of that beastly institution was an unmitigated blessing. Yes, scum have stolen their flag and cloaked their racist fantasies in its folds. But that’s not the whole truth about the War for Southern Independence (proper name of the Civil War), any more than the War for American Independence (proper name of the American Revolution) was all about a tax on tea.
The 258,000 southerners who died for the independence of the Confederate States, and their comrades who survived the war to rebuild their broken civilization, are long beyond caring, and don’t require our approval or justification for their sacrifices. As so many said at the time, they believed they were taking up arms for the most worthy cause imaginable -- protection of their homes from hostile invasion, and to vindicate the same principle Americans died for in 1776: the idea that government should rest on the consent of the governed.
Americans not connected with the military in some way have largely experienced war a tragedy that happens in other places. Not so the War for Southern Independence, which was fought mostly in – and devastated – the American south. Despite the efforts and sacrifices of so many, Confederate soldiers were unable to successfully defend their country. American cities and fields became battlegrounds, and armies moved and camped in what are sometimes literally our backyards. American cities -- mostly in the South were sacked and burned, and homes were plundered by soldiers speaking the same language, and often the same dialect, and American women and children became refugees.
When all was over, the dust settled, and the pain and shouting but a memory; America was the better for the end of slavery, but when the Federal Government forced its yoke at gunpoint on those who did not want it, America lost something precious also. Thankfully those days are past, but they are not totally forgotten. We of course remember the victors: Mr. Lincoln has a memorial in Washington, but his real monument is the country and world we now inhabit. But some of us remember others too…Lee, Davis, Micah Jenkins, Johnston Pettigrew, Cleburne, Jackson, Raphael Semmes, Maxcy Gregg, Thomas R.R. Cobb, thousands of others long dead. To borrow Mr. Khrushchev’s memorable phrase, these will not be forgotten, by some of us, until shrimp learn to sing.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

18 January 1871


Today is the anniversary, in 1871, of the proclamation of Wilhelm I, King of Prussia, as German Emperor (Deutscher Kaiser), inaugurating the German Empire, which lasted until its untimely demise in the German Revolution of 1918, near the end of World War I.

Kaiser Wilhelm’s elevation took place in the middle of the Franco-Prussian War, while the Prussian and other German armies were besieging Paris. The birth of the German Empire was both figuratively and literally over the dead body of Napoléon III’s French Empire (related post here), as the proclamation of Wilhelm as Kaiser, in the Hall of Mirrors at Versailles, (subject of Anton Alexander von Werner’s 1877 painting Die Proklamation des Deutschen Kaiserreiches, reproduced above), rather tactlessly underscored.

Kaiser Wilhelm, quiet, courteous and retiring, and so much unlike his better-known, bumptious grandson, Wilhelm II – never at all wanted to be Emperor, being content to remain King of Prussia. However, the man in the center of the above picture, (the mustached fellow in the white cavalry uniform), his chancellor, Otto von Bismarck – insisted. Bismarck, the brilliant but unstable “Iron Chancellor," engineered three wars: (the Franco-Prussian War, the Austro-Prussian War, and the Danish-Prussian War); created the German Empire; and finally, stayed in power too long -- doing much too much to ruin his own creation.

Proclaiming the Empire at the Château de Versailles, home of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, was singularly inauspicious, as any astrologer could have explained. As Sir Alistair Horne pointed out, this circumstance of the German Empire’s beginning– born in a palace dedicated à toutes les gloires de la France -- cursed the new German state’s whole existence, and was an mortal insult to France that would ultimately be avenged in oceans of blood.

But that was for another time. The assembled kings, princes and generals, plus all the politicians and hangers-on, loudly cheered their new Kaiser, and no doubt adjourned to enjoy some good champagne, assure their Kaiser of their loyalty, and congratulate the great Chancellor; before dispersing to their commandeered apartments in the vast palace, or their less-comfortable billets around besieged Paris. In the Hall of Mirrors, with the party over, the palace servants and attendants remained to clean up. In that same room, 48 years later, the bill would be presented.

Trouble in River City

While Americans worry about Lindsay's Lohan's progress in rehab, tiny reinforcements to its undersized military in Iraq and Afghanistan and bombs built by second-rate banana Islamic republics. . .they're missing the Yuan in their future. Chinese foreign exchange reserves have topped $1 trillion.
What will John Chinaman do with all this money ? President Hu Jintao told us back on 27 December that it was time for China to build a real Navy; to "make sound preparations for military struggles" (Economist, 6 January 2007, p. 34). I bet President Hu doesn't care about Lindsay Lohan or the Super Bowl; let alone have to put up with Nancy Pelosi and the New York Times singing "Kumbaya."
Are your kids learning Chinese ? Especially the Mandarin words for "yes, boss, right away?" Maybe they'll be working in resorts catering to new rich Chinese, but hey, at least it will be in the world of New Politics, Hope, Peace, Understanding and a Higher Minimum Wage that St. Barak, Teddy, Harry, Hillary and Nancy are gonna give us.
Sing it ! You know you want to.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Fed-Ex Goes Nationwide

The Boytoy Formerly Known as K-Fed, now called Fed-Ex since Britney Spears cancelled his meal ticket. . .has a new job, in a Super Bowl ad. No doubt about it, Fed-Ex has gone Nationwide.
Meanwhile...the Super Bowl has evidently banned Britney from an NFL Network promo. The Super Bowl is banning Britney ? What drugs are the NFL bosses on ?
Okay, I admit it, I just wanted to make bad Fed-Ex puns and link to a pic of Britney. Moreover, for once, I wanted to talk about what is Really Important.