Friday, November 7, 2008

He Is Known By Many Names, Praised in Many Tongues

This seems only fitting: the New Messiah really should have mountains named for him. But is it enough? If they name it, maybe He will come, but is a mere mountain (in what the small-minded might consider a molehill country) really enough to be assured of His beneficence and high regard always? Maybe not. Perhaps it would be better if Antigua and Barbuda were simply known as "Obamanation Too."
Come to think of it, when is Washington D.C. going to be renamed Obama City? I mean, just who was George Washington anyway? Founder of some reactionary country that no longer exists. This is the New Era of the New Messiah, so the New Progressive Jerusalem of Obamanation, er, the Obama States, needs an appropriate new name.


hank_F_M said...
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hank_F_M said...

I’m waiting for everyone to the state to be told to turn in our “Land of Lincoln” license plates and get new “Land of Obama” plates.