Turns out Supreme Leader Obama's south side of Chicago home voting precinct is the same precinct of. . .
YES, of course you guessed it! Just like in the movies. Bill Ayers and Louis Farrakhan.
No, I'm really not making this up. Nobody'd believe it anyway.
I'm really not believing it either. This guy's going to be President? Hello? What time's the next teleporter back to Earth from Bizarro World?