This just in. . .the whole household of El Jefe Maximo has unanimously re-elected El Jefe Maximo Supreme Grand Poobah of the Kingdom of Chaos, unconfirmed maybe, sorta exit polling reveals. High Patroness FLINKY did refuse to talk to our reporter, but tea-leaves dropped from the pockets of fleeing voters delivered sufficient evidence for our analysts to call this election before anybody even voted.
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