Monday, May 19, 2008

Got Milk ?

A real-life Oh My Gosh situation !

A truck carrying 20,000 pounds of Oreos has crashed on I-80, near the town of Morris, Illinois. The cause of the crash is under investigation: and it is certain there will be no shortage of volunteers willing to pull apart the, er, wreckage, and evaluate the accident scene. The driver wasn't hurt, but the highway apparently had to be closed down while the mess was cleaned up.
Quite possibly, Stop and Go's and other convenience stores throughout that part of Illinois had runs on their milk supplies due to mass purchases by cleaner-uppers and helpful bystanders.
No indication that the accident resulted from action on the part of Al Qaeda intended to disrupt US Oreo supplies. Still, given the gravity of the situation, presumably the President was informed.

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