Friday, January 4, 2008

Say Arrrgggh ! Hillary Retools

Hillary says it was a "great night" for Democrats. Yeah, and Napoleon liked his visit to Waterloo, except for bumping into that Wellington fellow.
Fear not, supporters of the Inevitable One: The Politico says that the Hillary campaign is "retooling," and that the Hillaites are predicting a win in New Hampshire. "Retooling" eh ? I thought Slick was already working on this campaign. Seriously, St. Barack better put on his tin hat.
I bet Hillary is not happy this morning. Hopefully the campaign retooling effort has plenty of cheap lamps on hand.


louielouie said...

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't -- the aged bovine was struck and killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, a rare, huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened to you?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife
gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters were crazy about me!"
"My Gosh, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driv er replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow. The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it."

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