Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Uh, About That Bomb the Iranians Aren't Building ?

Rick Blaine: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!

Casablanca (1942) (Humphrey Bogart as “Rick Blaine” Claude Rains as “Captain Renault.”)

Captain Renault, also known as Mohamed El Baradei, the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)’s Director-General says, in a report released today that the IAEA has found unexplained plutonium and enriched uranium in an Iranian nuclear waste dump. Simply shocking. Who’d have thunk it ? The Iranians building a bomb maybe ?

Iranian Stop-and-Go clerk/President Mahmoud “Mad Jad” Ahmadinejad says Iran is soon going to “celebrate” completion of its nuclear fuel program, and the international community is “ready to accept” Iran as a nuclear state. Personally, I’d be a whole lot readier to accept Mad Jad in handcuffs in Evin Prison, awaiting the Islamic justice his government deals out to so many others No doubt Mad’s celebration party will have glow in the dark party bling for the guests. Will he invite Nancy Pelosi ?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

and we all know what capt. renault's given name is/was.

Will he invite Nancy Pelosi ?

just as long as madame pelosi is not cast as Ilsa.