Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Sharon Stone's Peace Plan

Sharon Stone, the babeamundo star of, inter alia, Basic Instinct said Wednesday she "would kiss just about anybody" to end the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
In recognition of Ms. Stone's diplomatic demarche, the Foreign Ministry of the Kingdom of Chaos, located in beautiful downtown Ciudad El Jefe, announces El Jefe's readiness to proceed to the Middle East, like manana, and spread beaucoup peace and enlightenment, in order to be worthy of some kissy-face from the comely Ms. Stone. Hell, throw in a couch, some okay music, a quiet afternoon, and a decent bottle of wine, and we'll be working on world peace, like, forever.
Alas, El Jefe suspects he has some competition: probably the Foreign Offices of the world are going overtime tonite; the striped-pants boys churning out peace plans like hot-dog buns, hoping for a buss from la Sharon (and I don't mean the one whose first name is Ariel).
Maybe we could send Ms. Stone to Iran, on a peace mission ? Wonder what ol' Mad Jad would make of her ? No, cancel that idea, Sharon's too gorgeous to be Stoned, or whatever evil 7th Century thing the Mullahs would come up with.


Anonymous said...

you have shown your weakness to the WORLD!

Your wife!

El Jefe Maximo said...

But SWMBO, you say this like it's a bad thing ???

Candidly Caroline said...

How CUTE are y'all? :)

Anonymous said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.....


louielouie said...

you're kidding right??????

this is a woman who has done IT with eason jordan.
this is a woman who is a staple at davos.
and if you do kiss her, watch out, a lizard may bite you on the..... toe. what were you thinking?

one man's babe is anothers skank.
angelina jolie, skank.
brittany spears, skank.
sharon stone, skank.

however short and/or humbling the experience, i would lay with jenna jameson.