Tuesday, October 4, 2005

Save the Sharks !

Terrible News ! An urgent dispatch from Moonbat Central ! Irish, Norwegian and British marine experts claim Spanish fisherman are “devastating stocks of deep-water sharks in the northeast Atlantic,” because they are using “wasteful and unregulated” fishing techniques, the AP reports.

I’m sure the Galactic Regulators will be right on the case, protecting those helpless sharks. Maybe they can fly PETA, Cindy Sheehan, Kanye West (whoever he is), and all the other Great and Good out there, and dump em smack-dab in the middle of the North Atlantic, to protect those endangered sharks.

Okay, I’m confused. Devastating the deep-water sharks is a bad thing ? Seems like we ought to be pinning medals on the Spanish fishermen.

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