Thursday, February 10, 2005

Mullahs Promote Houston Tourism

As a large rent-a-mob of thousands of pro-regime unwashed badly in need of a shower and shave marched through the streets of Tehran today to mark the 26th anniversary of Iran’s return to the stone-age (oops, the “victory” of the Iranian Revolution), the bandits masquerading as the government promised aggressors a “burning hell” if they invade Iran.

Meanwhile, the rent-a-mob chanted “Death to America !” and “Death to Israel !” We love you too, guys. Your time is coming, never fear.

A “burning hell” eh ? So they’re going to send the invaders to Houston in August ? Invade away ! It’s hot here, but a fun town.

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