It has been asked why Kerry is TH ? Good question, so many possible names for him. A friend dubbed him Thurston Howell, III, in honour of the somewhat stuffy, always absurd millionaire on the old series Gillligan's Island.
Kerry does have a somewhat remote, Brahmin like quality about him, secure in the knowledge that he's a Senator; from Massachusetts; and MILES above all us commoners. Teresa Kerry does have a certain resemblence to Mrs. Howell, so it works on that level as well.
El Jefe could, and no doubt does, call him worse things, but this is, after all, a family blog.