I have been totally remiss in not honouring the High Patronesses of the Kingdom of Chaos, your host El Jefe's Jefes. Their Majesties, my cats FLINKY and MILO (blessings and peace be upon them). In any event, FLINKY and MILO (may God shower blessings on them) have graciously consented to permit El Jefe to share his wisdom with you. My failure to recognise their benevolence will no doubt not go unpunished by Their Majesties, nor uncommented on by She Who Must Be Obeyed (a/k/a Spousal Unit). Sooo sorry F and M.